Almanzo has a stupid name because his mother didn’t know about normal human names when she was trying to name him after his human dad, Al (whose whole name is actually Alfred). He wears a fancy suit every day because his family is poor and it was the only thing left at the resale shop in the free box. His suit causes him to be polite as an allergic reaction. Almanzo likes Christmas music, and is the only one in his family who isn't evil.